What if...?
God decided to stop leading us tomorrow because we didn’t follow Him today...
What if...?
God didn’t bless us today because we failed to thank Him yesterday...
What if....?
We never saw another flower bloom because we grumbled when God sent the rain...
What if...?
God didn’t walk with us today because we failed to recognize it as His day?
What if...?
God stopped loving and caring for us because we failed to love and care for others...
What if...?
God took away the Bible tomorrow, because we would not read it today...
What If...?
God took away his message because we failed to listen to His messenger...
What if...?
God didn’t send His only begotten Son because He wanted us to be prepared to pay the price of sin...
What if...?
The door to the church was closed because we did not open the door of our hearts...
What if...?
God would not hear us today because we would not listen to Him yesterday...
What if...?
God answered our prayers the way we answer His call to service...
What if...?
God met our needs the way we give Him our lives...
Aren’t you glad that God does not give us our due wages?
He is so merciful and loving and wants all of our heart, mind, soul, and spirit.
His spirit will not always deal with the heart of man, and if we neglect his call in this life, he will neglect us in the next.
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Ten Things You Should Never Tell Your Lover
Yes, honesty is the best policy, but when it comes to the boudoir—or wherever you’re getting your fun on—discretion really is the better part of valor. As they used to say way back in World War II, “Loose lips sink ships.” Lovers—both male and female—can have very sensitive egos in the realm of sex, so just because you’re thinking it, doesn’t mean the words need cross your lips, especially if they are any of the following:
10. The number of lovers you’ve been with.
Sure, we SAY we want to know ... and then the actual number leads to jealousy, feelings of inadequacy, etc. If it’s a man hearing it, his reactions will range from: “WHAT? IT’S MORE THAN ONE?” to a profundity of peevishness, petulance, and all-around surly-boyishness. If it’s a woman hearing it, well ... she already knows you’re a giant man-whore. No need to confirm it.
9. “Hey, that tickles!”(And tickling wasn’t the objective.)
Two words: performance anxiety. Two more words: therapist’s bills. Not a loving combo.
8. “Can you wrap it up? Judge Judy’s on in five.”
Or whatever TV show you prefer. Having one’s sexual prowess ranked below Judge Judy (or anyone else on television) is a surefire way to ensure that the next time you ask for sex, you may end up on the wrong side of the remote, if you know what we mean.
7. Derogatory language in flagrante delicto—unless it’s been specifically pre-approved.
Yes, some of us like to be called “naughty little slutmuffins,” however, there are those of us who would prefer a sweeter tongue. Treat sexually demeaning language in the sack like you would a bogus credit card offer—because nothing’s really ever pre-approved without asking about it first.
6. “You know, you really suck at (fill in the blank).”
Or, its dreaded alternatives, “My ex did that a lot better than you do it,” or “That’s just how my ex did it!” (Really, nix on comparisons to the ex. It never ends well. Trust us.)
5. “Our sex life has gotten boring.”
This translates to telling your lover: “You are boring।” Which leads to thoughts of, If I’m so boring, is he/she going to cheat on me? As well as, If he/she thinks I’m so boring, maybe it’s time to pick up my marbles and play elsewhere.
4. “I think we should invite another man/woman to join us”
Why do you think that? Because polyamory is the latest catchphrase the media is currently mauling like a small dog with a big bone? Never say never, but if a player to be namedlater wasn’t in your original agreement, it can be a deal breaker. Big time.
3. “So where is this relationship going?”
When getting down and dirty, one of the last things you want to surprise your partner with is the preceding string of words that all men fear, otherwise where it will be going at that particular moment is to the land of erectile dysfunction.
2. “Will that be cash or charge?”This one’s a no-brainer. (We hope.)
1. “Honey, I think you’ve put on a couple of pounds in the caboose.”
If you ever want to put a screeching halt to amorous activities, this is the surefire way to do it. All lovin‘ will immediately cease. And you will be unceremoniously directed to the couch for the remainder of the evening, week, month or until the divorce decree becomes final and you move out into your sorry little roach-infested bachelor pad with the broken toaster, creepy neighbors and the leaky toilet, but don’t blame us because we told you so.
I'll help you learn to smile
I cannot ease your aching heart,
Nor take your pain away;
But let me stay and take your hand
And walk with you today
I'll wipe away your tears;
I'll share your worries when they come,
I'll help you face your fears.
I'm here and I will stand by you,
On each hill you have to climb;
So take my hand, let's face the world...
And live just one day at a time.
You're not alone,
for I'm still here,
I'll go that extra mile;
And when your grief is easier,
I'll help you learn to smile!
Types Of Girls!!
WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
She is always faster and faster.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
She make horrible thing look beautiful
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
Always busy when you need her.
RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
Difficult to access
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
Reasons to love men
--They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.
--They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you Princess" is added)
--What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action
--They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you Princess" is added)
--What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action
--They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height and baldness.
--They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.
--They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
--They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not.
--They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to.
--They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
--Tho they often try to hide it, they're very tender-hearted and caring
--Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.
--Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.
--Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out.
--Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires.
--Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.
--Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.
--The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.
--They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt
--They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.
--They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
--They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not.
--They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to.
--They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
--Tho they often try to hide it, they're very tender-hearted and caring
--Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.
--Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.
--Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out.
--Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires.
--Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.
--Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.
--The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.
--They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt
--How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.
--They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.
--They really love their moms.
--They remind us of our dads.
--They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star
and they look like the chauffeur.
--They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be
--Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.
--How sexy their hands look in wedding rings.
--How much they like us just the way we are.
--They really love their moms.
--They remind us of our dads.
--They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star
and they look like the chauffeur.
--They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be
--Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.
--How sexy their hands look in wedding rings.
--How much they like us just the way we are.
The Best Moments In Life
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the Country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy
towel.
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.
8. Being part of an interesting conversation.
9. Finding some money in some old pants.
10. Laughing at yourself.
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
12. Laughing without a reason.
13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you.
14. Watching the sunset.
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in
your
life.
16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.
17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special"
someone.
18. Having a great time with your friends.
19. Seeing the one you love happy.
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her
perfume.
21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
22. Hearing some telling you "I LOVE YOU"
True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in
the bad times.....without calling."
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the Country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy
towel.
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.
8. Being part of an interesting conversation.
9. Finding some money in some old pants.
10. Laughing at yourself.
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
12. Laughing without a reason.
13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you.
14. Watching the sunset.
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in
your
life.
16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.
17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special"
someone.
18. Having a great time with your friends.
19. Seeing the one you love happy.
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her
perfume.
21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
22. Hearing some telling you "I LOVE YOU"
True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in
the bad times.....without calling."
Shaadi ke pehle Shaadi ke baad
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya ......
Shaadi ke baad - ah aab laut chale ........
Shaadi ke pehle- hum aapke dil main rehte hain
Shaadi ke baad - hum apke ghar main rehte hain
Shaadi ke pehle - arzoo
Shaadi ke baad - asoo
Shaadi ke pehle - soldier
Shaadi ke baad - major sahib
Shaadi ke pehle - pyaar hona hi tha
Shaadi ke baad - meri saath esa kyu hua
Shaadi ke pehle - jeevan saathi
Shaadi ke baad - bachcho ke baad, bangaye hathi
Shaadi ke pehle - deewana
Shaadi ke baad - anjaam
Shaadi ke pehle - laila majnoo
Shaadi ke baad - dono majnoon
Shaadi ke pehle - taj mahal
Shaadi ke baad - sadak
Shaadi ke pehle - tammana
Shaadi ke baad - tamasha
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya ......
Shaadi ke baad - ah aab laut chale ........
Shaadi ke pehle- hum aapke dil main rehte hain
Shaadi ke baad - hum apke ghar main rehte hain
Shaadi ke pehle - arzoo
Shaadi ke baad - asoo
Shaadi ke pehle - soldier
Shaadi ke baad - major sahib
Shaadi ke pehle - pyaar hona hi tha
Shaadi ke baad - meri saath esa kyu hua
Shaadi ke pehle - jeevan saathi
Shaadi ke baad - bachcho ke baad, bangaye hathi
Shaadi ke pehle - deewana
Shaadi ke baad - anjaam
Shaadi ke pehle - laila majnoo
Shaadi ke baad - dono majnoon
Shaadi ke pehle - taj mahal
Shaadi ke baad - sadak
Shaadi ke pehle - tammana
Shaadi ke baad - tamasha
Reality of Life.
This is a story of four people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Oooops.............Got it? ;)
If You Didn't Read Again
There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Oooops.............Got it? ;)
If You Didn't Read Again
TAJ MAHAL
Taj Mahal is a monument located in Agra, India. It was commissioned by the Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan, the son of Jahangir, as a mausoleum for his Persian wife, Arjumand Banu Begum, also known as Mumtaz-ul-Zamani or Mumtaz Mahal. It took 23 years to complete (1630 - 1653) and is a masterpiece of Mughal architecture.
The architectural complex of the Taj Mahal covers an area of approximately 580 m × 300 m, comprised of five main components: the darwaza (gateway), the bageecha (garden) which is in the form of the typical Mughal charbagh (garden divided into four parts), the masjid (mosque), the mehmaan khana (guest house), and finally the mausoleum of Taj Mahal, at the northern end of the complex.
The architectural complex of the Taj Mahal covers an area of approximately 580 m × 300 m, comprised of five main components: the darwaza (gateway), the bageecha (garden) which is in the form of the typical Mughal charbagh (garden divided into four parts), the masjid (mosque), the mehmaan khana (guest house), and finally the mausoleum of Taj Mahal, at the northern end of the complex.
Taj Mahal
F A M I L Y
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."
We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.
But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.
When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.
He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.
While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.
Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."
By this time, I felt very small, And now my tears began to fall.
I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.
"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"
He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway."
I said, "Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?So what is behind the story?
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
Where are you right now????????
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked....
Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?
Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.
Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert, You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly.
Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.
Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes rimming with pride....
Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eyelashes protect my eyes from the desert...Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzoooooo!
MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place"
(Where are you right now????????)
Tough Questions Women Ask and Answers
The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:
1. "What are you thinking?"
The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance
whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a. x-udball
b. Football
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a. x-udball
b. Football
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
2. "Do you love me?"
The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."
Wrong answers include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c. That depends on what you mean by "love".
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
Wrong answers include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c. That depends on what you mean by "love".
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room.
Wrong answers include:
a. I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you
thin either.
b. Compared to what?
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about
your insurance policy.
4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier."
Wrong answers include:
a. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b. I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about
your insurance policy.
5. "What would you do if I died?"
Correct answer:
"Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."
What is Life Without You?
You made me cry, because we are apart॥
You left me in tears, you’ve entered my heart॥
It wasn't your fault, I guess it was mine॥
For love can't be forced,neither our mind।
I've tried more than once, to get over you॥
But you make it so hard, with cute things you do॥
I thought love was a good feeling,
but I've got nothing to gain।just sorrows and tearsand a li'l more pain॥
The day the pain started, reality came too।
It was the day I realized .....
What is Life Without You?...
What is love?
For all you people who say "I love you" when you have no clue what love is exactly!!! something to ponder upon..... Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??It isn't love, it's like.....
You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right??It isn't love, it's lust.
Are you proud, and eager to show them off??It isn't love, it's luck।
Do you want them because you know they're there??It isn't love, it's loneliness।
Are you there because it's what everyone wants??It isn't love, it's loyalty।
Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand??It isn't love, it's low confidence।
Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them??It isn't love, it's pity।
Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat??It isn't love, its infatuation।
Do you pardon their faults because you care about them??It isn't love, it's friendship।
Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of??It isn't love, it's a lie।
Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake??It isn't love, it's charity।
Does your heart ache and break when they're sad??Then it's love।
Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong??Then it's love।
Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts??Then it's love।
Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you there??Then it's love।
Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are??Then it's love।
Would you give them your heart, your life, your death??Then it's love।
Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love? Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for?
This torture, this powerful death of self? Why?
The answer is so simple cause it's...LOVE. It is such an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.
How to Start a Conversation with New People
Whether you are a host or a guest, there are many social situations that will call for interaction, even when you are stumped for some way to get it going। For example, you might want to help a friend’s new “significant other” feel comfortable. Or, you might see a stranger across a crowded room, and realize that this is your only chance to impress Mr. or Ms. Wonderful. Then, you realize that you’re not sure what to say.
-Start with a “hello,” and simply tell the new person your name then ask them theirs। Offer your hand to shake, upon his/her responding to you. (If you go to other countries, greet the person in tune with the particular culture). If you already know the person, skip this step and proceed to step.
-Look around. See if there is anything worth pointing out। Sure, talking about the weather is a cliche, but if there’s something unusual about it–bam!–you’ve got a great topic of conversation.
-Offer a compliment. Don’t lie and say you love someone’s hair when you think it’s revolting, but if you like his or her shoes, or a handbag, say so। A sincere compliment is a wonderful way to get someone to warm up to you. But be careful not to say something so personal that you scare the person off or make him or her feel uncomfortable. It is best not to compliment a person’s looks or body.
-Ask questions! Most people love to talk about themselves — get them going। “What classes are you taking this year?” “Have you seen (Insert-Something-Here)? What did you think of it?” Again, keep the questions light and not invasive. Do not ask too many questions if he or she is not responsive to them.
-Jump on any conversation-starters he or she might offer; take something he or she has said and run with it। Agree, disagree, ask a question about it, or offer an opinion, just don’t let it go by without notice।
-Look your newfound friend in the eye, it engenders trust (but don’t stare)। Also, use the person’s name a time or two during the conversation; it will help you remember the name, and will draw the person’s attention to what you are talking about.
-Don’t forget to smile and have fun with your conversation!
Tips
-Just relax। Chances are that whatever small-talk you’re making isn’t going to stick out in anyone’s mind a few months from now. Just say whatever comes into your head, so long as it’s not offensive or really weird. (Unless, of course, the person you’re attempting to converse with is into weird stuff.)
-Remember, if you think of something in your head while you’re talking, it’s probably रेलातेद.
-It will help if you watch some TV, listen to radio shows, and/or read a lot — newspapers, magazines, and/or books। You need to have some idea of what is going on in the world. Also remember and plan to share anything you like, think is funny, or find intriguing. This is building up your own library of things that might be helpful to another person during a conversation someday. It will be amazing how you thread these interesting things when you least expect it, and make conversation an adventure instead of a dreadful task. If you take it to the next step and say things that you want the person to think of as adding value, and keep to yourself things that the person might not, you are actually honing your own personality to be appealing to the other person, and what is a greater act of kindness than that.
-If you are shy, it will be helpful to have thought about a topic or two that you could talk about।
-Follow the lead that your listener is expressing। If he or she appears interested, then continue. If he or she is looking at a clock or watch, or worse, looking for an escape strategy, then you have been going on for too long.
-Interesting and funny quotes or facts can lighten things up, and make way for things to talk about। You could also use a set of conversation starter question cards for inspiration.
-If talking over the phone, keep the person involved in the conversation at all costs। If you can’t come up with a good topic, try the “questions” game. Just keep asking them questions; random questions work just fine as long as they are appropriate. This technique can save a phone conversation. The questions should be open ended questions that do not require a yes or no answer. For example “How do you know the hosts?” This way you can ask questions about what they just said or follow up with how you know the hosts (for example) instead of acting as if the conversation is an interrogation.
-Half of an effective conversation is the way you non-verbally communicate, and not necessarily what you say। Practice better non-verbal skills that are friendly and confident.
-Read newspapers and magazines to increase your knowledge so you can have more interesting things to talk
Tips for women!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Amazing Calculations ...!
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Good thoughts!
Before you think of saying an unkind word Think of someone who can't speak
Before you complain about the taste of your food Think of someone who has nothing to eat
Before you complain about your husband or wife Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion
Today before you complain about life Think of someone who went too early to heaven
Before you complain about your children Think of someone who desires children but they're barren Before you argue about your dirty house; someone didn't clean or sweep Think of the people who are living in the streets
Before you complain about the taste of your food Think of someone who has nothing to eat
Before you complain about your husband or wife Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion
Today before you complain about life Think of someone who went too early to heaven
Before you complain about your children Think of someone who desires children but they're barren Before you argue about your dirty house; someone didn't clean or sweep Think of the people who are living in the streets
Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet And when you are tired and complain about your job Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around
Life is a gift Live it... Enjoy it... Celebrate it... And fulfill it.
Never be late!
A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Further, he told me he had embezzled money from his place of business and had an affair with his boss's wife.
I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that, and I had, indeed come to, a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk.
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish,"
said the politician. "In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him for confession."
"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Further, he told me he had embezzled money from his place of business and had an affair with his boss's wife.
I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that, and I had, indeed come to, a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk.
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish,"
said the politician. "In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him for confession."
Moral: NEVER EVER BE LATE
How was I to know...?
You said I was the prettiest girl you met.
How was I to know you told that to every girl you met?
You said you always wanted to talk to me.
How was I to know there'd come one day when you'd cut my call?
You said you loved watching me sleep.
How was I to know you were talking about my curves?
You said you were fascinated by my eyes.
How was I to know your stare never penetrated them to read my thoughts?
You said you liked me to dress sexily.
How was I to know you were but using me to make your friends envious?
You said you loved to feel my fingers in yours.
How was I to know I'd miss those rough palms one day?
You said many sweet things.
How was I to know those were hollows words...?
You said many things..
How was I to know I'd reminisce them and weep out one day..?
Some Confusion Conversation!
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak tome.. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! Butwhat's this urgent matterabout?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to thehospital, then the accident isn'tan urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time forthis!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .....God.... ...From --Good Wan!
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak tome.. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! Butwhat's this urgent matterabout?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to thehospital, then the accident isn'tan urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time forthis!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .....God.... ...From --Good Wan!
Why Not To Do Yoga?
Picture 1.
Picture 2.
A Very Good Reason "Why Not To Do Yoga" !! :-)
Picture 1: Position you learn with years of Practise
Picture2: Position you get after 6 drinks (depending upon speed...may only take 10 minutes !
NIce Sentences, You Will Enjoy After Read!!
Three Easy Ways to Die:
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
12 Ways To Know That You Love Someone..
TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.
TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.
NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you.You see only him/her.
SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.
FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.
FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.
THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.
TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.
ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......
*****
ALMOST THERE!
*****
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.
TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.
NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you.You see only him/her.
SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.
FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.
FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.
THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.
TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.
ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......
*****
ALMOST THERE!
*****
English can be so complex to understand sometimes
English can be so complex to understand sometimes
Read the paragraph below....and try to understand the meaning.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a
sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of
which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended,
sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a
self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the
first team member.
So now You read it below.....
Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and jill came tumbling after!!!
Read the paragraph below....and try to understand the meaning.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a
sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of
which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended,
sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a
self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the
first team member.
So now You read it below.....
Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and jill came tumbling after!!!
Overlooked part in Mahabharata.....
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?
Masterji fainted.......................
Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?
Masterji fainted.......................
THIS IS REALLY NICE and worth sharing !!
Here is a story:
"A man was polishing his new car; his 4 yr old son picked up a stone &
scratched on the side of the car. In anger, the furious Man took his
child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At
the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father....with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will
my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to
the car and kicked it many times. Devastated by his own actions... sitting
in front of the car he looked at the scratches, His son had written 'LOVE
YOU DAD'. Ă‚ Next day that man committed suicide...Anger and Love have no
limits...
Always remember..... " Things are to be used and people are to be
loved " but the problem in today's world is....
" People are being USED & Things are being LOVED."
Somebody emailed me the above story. I'm sure you will like it. To me,
this story once again reminds how precious people are.
"A man was polishing his new car; his 4 yr old son picked up a stone &
scratched on the side of the car. In anger, the furious Man took his
child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At
the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father....with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will
my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to
the car and kicked it many times. Devastated by his own actions... sitting
in front of the car he looked at the scratches, His son had written 'LOVE
YOU DAD'. Ă‚ Next day that man committed suicide...Anger and Love have no
limits...
Always remember..... " Things are to be used and people are to be
loved " but the problem in today's world is....
" People are being USED & Things are being LOVED."
Somebody emailed me the above story. I'm sure you will like it. To me,
this story once again reminds how precious people are.
Why NEPAL is in trouble..... .......?
Population: 2 crores
18 lakhs retired
60 lakhs in central Govt;
40 lakhs in District & Zonal Govt.
(Both categories don't work)
6 lakhs Overseas Job (don't work for Nepal)
40 lakhs in school
2 lakhs are under 5 years
30 lakhs unemployed
2.4 lakhs u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 1,59,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance 2 are U & Me.
U are busy
HOW CAN I HANDLE NEPAL alone?
Live! Love!! Laugh!!!
18 lakhs retired
60 lakhs in central Govt;
40 lakhs in District & Zonal Govt.
(Both categories don't work)
6 lakhs Overseas Job (don't work for Nepal)
40 lakhs in school
2 lakhs are under 5 years
30 lakhs unemployed
2.4 lakhs u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 1,59,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance 2 are U & Me.
U are busy
HOW CAN I HANDLE NEPAL alone?
Live! Love!! Laugh!!!
Gift of Love!
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address or postcode. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is my birthday, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.. Please help me? Sincerely, Edna.
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. A few days later, another letter came addressed to God and in the same hand. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office. Sincerely, Edna
Beer Better than women25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
You can enjoy a beer all month long Beer stains wash out You don't have to wine and dine beer Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball When your beer goes flat, you toss it out Hangovers go away A beer label comes off without a fight Beer is never late Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer Beer never gets a headache After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head A beer always goes down easy You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty You can share a beer with your friends You always know you're the first one to pop a beer Beer is always wet Beer doesn't demand equality You can have a beer in public A beer doesn't care when you come A frigid beer is a good beer You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
BEER IS BETTER THAN MILK!!!!!!!
Recent research has shown that beer is actually better for you than milk. Dairy products are loaded with fat and cholesterol, are frequently contaminated which chemicals and antibiotics, are linked to diabetes, certain cancers, and many other sicknesses, and are even thought to cause osteoporosis.Beer does not contain hormones or antibiotics, while milk contains a wide array of pesticides, antibiotics, BGH and IGF-1, drugs both known to cause cancer. Beer also does not cause osteoporosis or any other illnesses when taken in moderation.
There is more protein in beer than in milk. What's more, beer has fewer calories than apple juice, milk or cola and contains neither fat nor cholesterol. These claims have been made by the All India Brewer's Association.
There is more protein in beer than in milk. What's more, beer has fewer calories than apple juice, milk or cola and contains neither fat nor cholesterol. These claims have been made by the All India Brewer's Association.
3 idiots Part 2 Coming Soon!!!!
Due to the high success of 3 idiots part-1, film makers are coming soon with a new version of 3 idiots-2 may be next year.
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Very Very IMPORTANT - What is ICE?
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as "ICE." For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference! Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today.................
Pankaj Rajbanshi
Pankaj Rajbanshi
Fake Friend V/s real Friend!!!!!!!!!
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD / MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying ' we screwed up... but that was fun! '
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cryREAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's your
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to yourfuneral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!Second, if I don't get this back I understand.. .
I have a game for you. Once you read this, please write some comments downs,,Lets See how friendship You makes .....
------Pankaj Rajbanshi
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD / MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying ' we screwed up... but that was fun! '
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cryREAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's your
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to yourfuneral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!Second, if I don't get this back I understand.. .
I have a game for you. Once you read this, please write some comments downs,,Lets See how friendship You makes .....
------Pankaj Rajbanshi
Foie Gras ...?????????? let us stop eatting this
Cages are very small and they force the geese to stay in one position to avoid using energy, thus converting all food into fat.
The geese are forced to eat.. even if it does not desire to
Although they try to defend themselves But it is useless
Their legs were bloated from long standing everyday. No need to sleep because they will be caught to eat again
To get the beautiful and white liver that becomes unusually big like this As Liver-canned from aboard
How sad their eyes show up
The metal pipe pass through the throat to stomach ...even if it does not want to eat anything To make the liver bigger and fatter
The left who survive have crapped to be inflamed asses...blood easily come up with the shit
Stop being selfish to make predation from now on please, every single life also has their mind their value. Please forgive me about this poor English, I tried my best and no time to revise it. Kindly revise it before you help to forward it out.
STOP THE DAILY TORTURE AND CRUELTY TO THE POOR ANIMAL.
STOP TAKING THIS DISH OR PRODUCT NOW.
STOP THE DEMAND AND THE SUPPLY WILL END.
AND THE TORTURE AND SUFFERING WILL END.
-----Pankaj rajbanshi
STOP THE DAILY TORTURE AND CRUELTY TO THE POOR ANIMAL.
STOP TAKING THIS DISH OR PRODUCT NOW.
STOP THE DEMAND AND THE SUPPLY WILL END.
AND THE TORTURE AND SUFFERING WILL END.
Importance of emailing - a real story !
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."He said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"Moral of the story:M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire..........Have a great day!!!Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
Pankaj Rajbanshi.
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."He said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"Moral of the story:M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire..........Have a great day!!!Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
Pankaj Rajbanshi.
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